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  • Retro Movie Review – Rookie of the Year

    I've been watching a lot of shitty sports movies for children lately, but this one tops them all. Enter: Rookie of the Year, a touching story about a boy (Henry) who sucks exceptionally hard at baseball but gets to be a pitcher in the major leagues after ...
  • Review of some Band: HEALTH

    It annoys the hell out of me when a band writes their name in such a way that it remains the same in print. I recall when Glassjaw had legions of dorks writing “glassJAw” all over the internet, and it annoyed me just as much then as it does now. That ...
  • Net Neutrality

    So you have too much to drink and decide you want to be famous on the internet. You go home, take a video of yourself dancing half-naked to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies,” and upload it onto the web. I, or anyone else, would be able to watch that video w...
  • V? more like ZZZ...

    Hope, change, universal healthcare, and...intergalactic spacecraft? ...
  • PSU Debate

    Portland State University can still claim its master debaters. ...
  • Food for Thought

    FFT is confronting questions after its attempts to have the Student Fee Committee forgive the $33, 994 of student fee money it overspent in the 2008-2009 school year, met with mixed results at the SFC's overage hearing on October 21. ...
  • Transmissions from Future Radio

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  • That's Progress

    This month: martini makers, bidets, and solar panels...
  • Consent is sexy, sexual assault's a crime

    Sexual assault statistics on campuses can be frightening, especially when the under-reporting of such crimes is taken into account. ...
  • Real Porn Shop Stories

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  • Restau-rant: A Pho Queue

    As a human, you don’t have to know much about food. I know lots of people who don’t try new things and get by just fine....
  • That's What She Said

    The unrealistic images of beauty and health in the media are difficult for any woman to be compared to. ...
  • Review of Some Band: Neon Indian

    There is something to be said about musical acts that prominently feature rad analog synths in nearly all of their press photos. ...
  • Oh, Those Darlins: waste of time

    There’s a lot of buzz around things you can’t un-see, but what about things you can’t un-hear? ...
  • Month in Review

    In opposition to the standard practice of females dressing slutty on Halloween, thousands of women wear dowdy, non-revealing costumes. In response, men still try to sleep with them.Comedy writers rejoice when Obama wins peace prize. In un-related news, Ch...
  • Generation Screwed

    It was certainly not my finest hour, but I stand by what I said on the phone to make my mother cry. Her generation had dropped the ball, leaving me and mine bereft of a fighting chance at even a shadow of the American dream....
  • Purpose of Freshman Studies raise inquiries

    The only difference between a regular lecture class and a FRINQ class is that it’s smaller, and more awkward. If being a lost freshman isn’t confusing enough, we’re forced to take a class that doesn’t seem very meaningful. ...
  • The Rearguard Speaks!

    Horses, healthcare, Wim Weivel, and you...
  • Google Books

    As Google settles copyright issues with its Google Books service, their competitors continue to object. Are the complaints mere distractions from the benefits Google Books Search presents?...
  • Preventative Medicine

    Let’s talk preventative medicine. I know, I know, you’re as tired of hearing about the health care debacle as I am of writing about it. You say, “Adam, can’t we move past this? Why don’t we go take our minds off it and just chill. There’s an e...

Correctator

If you don’t think my comic is funny, don’t hang it on the wall of your cubicle.

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The Sky is Not Falling

Is ASPSU over-reacting?

March 2010 | Anthony P. Stine

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PSU Restructure: Just the Facts

It seems that there is as much misinformation as there is information being circulated about the proposed restructure. Thankfully, the Rearguard has you covered....

March 2010 | Anthony P. Stine

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Restau-rant: BBQ-Tips

Portland hosts thousands upon thousands of transplants. I meet them everyday between my classes and work. We have only so many people who were not only conceived, but who were also born in Portland, OR. Like ...

March 2010 | Chris Nye

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Sex Advice

Since March is National Clitoris Awareness Month (huh?), I thought we’d take a moment to reflect on the beauty and importance of this pleasure ...

March 2010 | Caroline Knecht

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