As I spelunked the archives earlier this spring, I came across some fine work done by former Rearguard columnist, Saxon Baird.  His column entitled "Restau-rant" was informative and something I could relate to.  Well, who couldn't? We all at some point or other go out and eat.  This inevitability is enhanced by assurance that what we eat won't suck.  So, I hope to continue the legacy of helping you make good dining choices by reviving this column.

 As a Scottish descendant, I can assure you that there will be sufficient ranting to justify the title.  I will do my best to provide at least one positive statement for every two negative ones -  I like to call it an insult sandwich.

Coming soon, I will begin relating an epic journey of mine as I attempt to find authentic Japanese ramen in Portland.  I'm not talking about the square cube you get in the dried foods section.  I will explain more on that later.

So, until the first installment, happy dining.  And feel free to submit requests for reviews to us.