Gadget reviews and BS. What did you expect?

XENARC MP-SC10™ Mini Pentium Mobile Aluminum Car PC 
This is joy in a box! Now you can listen to Rhapsody’s streaming catalog wherever you get reception. This is exactly why no one was ever jealous of your TomTom—because we knew it was a waste of money. The Mp-SC10 has all kinds of input ports including a PCMCIA slot for your 3G mobile data plan device, and… Ethernet? How the hell would that work? Some car PCs out there actually have Wi-Fi capability, which makes a little more sense. Still this one is the best performance for the price. Don’t forget to add the PSU-PC12 In-Car Computing Power Supply Unit.
http://www.xenarc.com/product/mp-sc10.html

XENARC MDT-X7000™ 7" IN-DASH Touchscreen VGA Monitor / DVD Receiver
No car computer is complete without a monitor. This one takes the cake because of its USB port right in the front, and its built-in DVD/CD drive. It functions as any normal in-dash stereo would, but with the added feature of PC mode! I’d jump up and down right now, but you wouldn’t be able to read the bouncing words (and I’m tired from jumping up and down all morning already). Pay no attention to those forums people, this thing is hot. Bugs, shmugs. Now you can listen to internet music, get email, use GPS, all with a handy touch screen interface—in your car! You can buy it direct starting at $699, or just use your iPhone, and forget all this junk.
http://www.xenarc.com/product/MDT-X7000.html

AmpedBikes 36V Direct Drive kit
Get a load of this upgrade: the Electric Direct Drive kit from AmpedBikes.com. This kit comes with everything you need form cut-off switches to batteries. I can’t wait to see the first fixie-douche with this baby installed. How about pedaling for your life at 23 MPH? Now that’s hip—and you make it look so effortless. (Not to say all fixie-riders are douches, just the ones who think this mod is a good idea.)
http://www.ampedbikes.com/complete.html